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dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:06:37 -0700

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

pizzastiel: i’m really sorry

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:12 -0700

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

dontstop-fitnessprincess: fitspiredblonde: be-a-shreddedkunt-or...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:42:38 -0700

dontstop-fitnessprincess:

fitspiredblonde:

be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:

fuck-toned-get-swole:

89dave:

kiss - push-ups

…how many can you do?

This would be cute until I hit failure and fucking crush her LMAO

^^^^

http://fitspiredblonde.tumblr.com/

Can you not self promo on my posts.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 18:41:00 -0700

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:40:22 -0700

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab was as great as this...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:15:32 -0700

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:57 -0700

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:56:17 -0700

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:54:03 -0700

owlcitee: pitbullfan: “youre gay? you dont look gay” well shit wtf does a gay look like

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:53:22 -0700

owlcitee:

pitbullfan:

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like

laugh-addict: my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:40:01 -0700

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing

mollyiswideawake: mentalalchemy: I’d feel like a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:34:47 -0700

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 17:33:33 -0700

socialjustinope: true gender equality

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:29:45 -0700

socialjustinope:

true gender equality

witchlingfumbles: craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:05:40 -0700

witchlingfumbles:

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

I tend to check on posts like this, so let me just tell all my followers: This is real, and this is current. Signal boost!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:34:21 -0700

badafro: utility: what whãt

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:23:55 -0700

badafro:

utility:

what

whãt

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Mon, 20 May 2013 14:22:28 -0700

ishimaruu: if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:19:29 -0700

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:16:42 -0700

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee