partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via moffating)
- me: i have a headache
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
- me: my back hurts
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
- me: i failed a test
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
- me: hitler killed the jews
- parents: its because you're on the computer too much
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
Why does this have so many notes.
Do you know who William Shakespeare is
(via existentiallyfraught)
maybe university isn’t a good idea
maybe becoming a tree is a good idea
next person who reblogs this is getting shot
shoot me
(via cannnibalisticsandwich)
