ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

(via laughcentre)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via laughcentre)

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

(via luxu-re)

is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

(Source: theyfoundeachother, via laughcentre)

songofastark:

Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.

Don’t just fuck the police. 

Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.

(Source: parjars, via laughcentre)

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

(via ruinedchildhood)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

(via mashameansmarie)

kanyewesticle:

The only talent I have is boobs

(via nickelbackthatassup)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

(via moffating)