Hello, I’m a tumblr noob. At least for the present time I am. If you ever come back here and this message is no longer here, you will know that I have mastered Tumblr and all it has to offer.

I’m not deep, nor do I wish I was, I just say things, and hope for the best. If I happen to sound deep, then woohoo! I am officially to cool for everyone to ever handle ever.

Music. MUSIC! (click me). I play the piano by ear somewhat well. I pretty much enjoy listening to anything as long as the artist isn’t telling me how angry they are at the current moment by screaming at me and making sounds like a small child, or yodeling slightly telling me a cliched story about their dog or love life or crappy background. (for those who didn’t pick up on those characteristics of certain music genres, I don’t like screamo rock or country). Done. 

I am a slight grammar Nazi, and if I do happen to make a mistake, please feel free to put my bed on the roof along with my favorite stuffed animal, cover my pillow with shaving cream in the shape of a 50s wig, dump honey on the floor and tie strings all around the room, and oh, don’t forget the giant bucket of chocolate and feathers as I open the door. (I hope you understood the reference).

My life’s guilty pleasures:

Duct Tape. Nutella sandwiches. Desk Organizers. Great headphones. Pictures. Straight edges. House, M.D. Laser tag. Driving. The Office. Caramel. Doctor Who. Harry Potter.

DONE. <3