dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via dolanobrien)

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

(via niggitz)

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

(via drousy)

owlcitee:

pitbullfan:

“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

(Source: profoak, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

(Source: dog360, via peoplemagazine)